Do you think Joe Quesada and Dan DiDio got together one day and made a bet to see who could do a more efficient job of running their respective companies into the ground?

You can put a small robot on an airplane by stuffing it in a suitcace and metal detectors and x-ray machines will never detect it.

There's huge airplane graveyard and desert in the back of the Smithsonian.

Every female college student looks like a Maxim cover girl.

College dorm room are pretty big and come with complimentary Mountain Dew vending machines.

College students can afford hi-tech computer technology.

The U.S. government can cover up giant robots beating each other up and causing collateral damage in major cities, even in foreign countries and in an era of cell phone cameras, the internet and 24 hour news networks.

You can make a movie that doesn't have one moment of silence in it.

Eating a pot brownie makes you act drunk and hyperactive.

In an action movie, it's not necessary to be able to see what's going on during the action scenes.

If two giant robots was to have a private discussion, the best place to do it is on top of a skyscraper in New York City.

Flights from the West Coast to the East Coast take about 30 minutes.

Robots have souls and share the same Heaven as humans.

All major landmarks in Egypt are conveniently located within walking distance.

If you get constantly shot at and nearly blown up in the desert, the guys will all be dirty and have cuts and bruises. Hot women, on the other hand, will still look like they just stepped off a photo shoot.

A movie can have many subplots, but no main plot.

It's possible to make an action movie that has more failed comedy that a Friedberg/Seltzer movie.